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Age/Gender: 19, Male
Newgrounds Stats
Whistle Status: Garbage
Exp. Points: 320 / 400
Exp. Rank #: 96,300
Voting Pow.: 4.64 votes
BBS Posts: 4 (0.03 per day)
Flash Reviews: 69
Music Reviews: 5
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0
Shame I've not a clue what to do with it. I blame the Newgrounds talent for lulling me into believing it's a piece of piss.
Ho hum. Maybe I'll get the hang of it someday, until then, I'll just make use of auto-smooth and do some drawing:

Kids, I know it's a difficult concept to REVIEW something, but at least try. Sure, having an opinion is great - hell, I had one once, but giving a low score because you didn't like it isn't the aim of the game. A review is something without bias, personal opinions aside, so why on earth do I see stuff like:
"Not fun."
by: zlemfa
date: 5 hours ago
I didnt find it fun at all and too childish for my licking 3/10.
and:
"Woof"
by: Popotheseal
date: 4 hours ago
That was weird
Mmm, yeah. Informalicious.
Cunts.
I find it absolutely hilarious posting honest, legible and critical reviews on the more popular submissions only recieve cries of 'USELESS REVIEW' even if I've conciously tried to get my opinions across unlike some of the 15 year olds who speak this strange language I don't quite understand and get 'HELPFUL REVIEW' when they've spouted some crap which I can only assume means they like the content and slap on a 10/10, 5/5.
If everyone posts absolutely meaningless garbage and gets praised it'll dishearten people who actually have a worthwhile perspective on the flash (be it wholly positive, or negative).
In hindsight, I don't really care that I'm flooded with that dashing red text kindly but subtly informing me I'm unpopular with the kids because I actually take the time to actually type 'you' because I don't plan on shutting up and I'll actively encourage those risque constructive messages.
On a sidenote: slating a submission without actually adding some insight is also pretty hilarious.

Is it me or are Newgrounds servers slightly... fucked.
Posted by Ttssattsr Jul. 5, 2008 @ 1:18 PM EDTIt's a merry day when Newgrounds loads for me, even impartially is considered a big win on my part. It's getting a little silly now guys. Time to upgrade to a better host, yeah?
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